House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
Erma BombeckLike religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma BombeckHaving a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.
Erma Bombeck