Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved.

My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.