Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself.

If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.

With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.