Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

She's as funny as a toothache

Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.