It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.
Erma BombeckGood kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.
Erma BombeckWhat's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Erma BombeckI got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
Erma Bombeck