I remember thinking how often we look, but never see ... we listen, but never hear ... we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.