Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.