Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.

I have just come up with a wonderful solution to end all wars. Let me give directions on how to get there.

Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.