Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.

Explain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.

Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.