It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

Adults are always telling young people, 'These are the best years of your life.' Are they? I don't know. Sometimes when adults say this to children I look into their faces. They look like someone on the top seat of the Ferris wheel who has had too much cotton candy and barbecue. They'd like to get off and be sick but everyone keeps telling them what a good time they're having.