It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up.

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

Never underestimate what it takes to watch someone you love in pain.