In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma BombeckWhen you're lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
Erma BombeckGiven another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.
Erma Bombeck