I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.
Erma BombeckAs a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
Erma BombeckI have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born.
Erma BombeckIf I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
Erma Bombeck