A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.

I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.