Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it. Or eat a fried egg with a broken yolk (which I hate) when the dog would leap over the St. Louis Arch for it.

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.