Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, 'But that's happened to ME! I know just what she's talking about!

Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.