Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.

We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.

For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.