No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.