It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Erma BombeckLike religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma BombeckThere is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
Erma Bombeck