Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma BombeckI became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.
Erma BombeckI was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
Erma BombeckTo my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.
Erma Bombeck