Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation's compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
Erma BombeckFor years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombecknot all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.
Erma BombeckThere is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Erma Bombeck