In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale.

A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.