Some say the antique syndrome surfaced to offset the newness of the land, the homes, and the settlers. Some say the interest was initiated by a desire to return to the roots of yesterday. I contend the entire movement to acquire antiques was born out of sheer respect of things that lasted longer than fifteen minutes.
Erma BombeckThe bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?
Erma BombeckIn the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.
Erma BombeckIt is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
Erma Bombeck