Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.

The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.

. . . but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute - look at it and really see it - live it - and never give it back.