I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.
Do I have to use my own money?
I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.