Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.

I remember thinking how often we look, but never see ... we listen, but never hear ... we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.