One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself.

I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.