When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.
I used everything you gave me.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at it a long time, get snowblindness if you have to, but write something.