God created man, but I could do better.
I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.
A small waist makes you tire easily.
No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.