Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
Erma BombeckIn the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.
Erma BombeckLimousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.
Erma Bombeck