My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.
A child needs your love most when he deserves it least
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.