It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
Phrases and their actual meanings: My teacher has never liked me. Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste.
Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.