If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.

Motherhood isn't just a series of contractions; it's a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility to protect and defend that human being.

I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from, Mommy?" They will range from "Number 176 vial in Buffalo, New York," to "You were defrosted."