You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.

I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

She's as funny as a toothache