Cats invented self-esteem.

Laugh now, cry later.

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.

She's as funny as a toothache

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.