In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.