Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair.

The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going going to drop?

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.