It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
Erma BombeckMyths that need clarification: "Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach." False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.
Erma BombeckHousework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
Erma Bombeck