If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.