Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.

A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.