Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.