Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.

My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'

Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.