A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi-truck run over your foot.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

Cats invented self-esteem.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.