A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

He who laughs.....lasts.

Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.