Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.

Grandmas can shed the yoke of responsibility, relax and enjoy their grandchildren in a way that was not possible when they were raising their own children. And they can glow in the realisation that here is their seed of life that will harvest generations to come.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.

When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others.