What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Erma BombeckThe fact that Americans drag around the world by the busloads to glimpse the past probably has something to do with the youth of our country. We revere anything older than George Burns.
Erma BombeckMy sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.
Erma Bombeck