One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies.
Erma BombeckThe odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma BombeckOnce you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Erma BombeckIt's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.
Erma Bombeck