For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually, I was like, Oh no. It's absolutely my job to convey to people why what I think is funny, is funny. The whole point of standup is to get the audience to understand your weird point of view.
Eugene MirmanWhy is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?
Eugene MirmanEveryone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.
Eugene MirmanWhat I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.
Eugene MirmanI forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?
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