Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.

In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'

When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.

There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.