Like if you're Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the middle of your head. But it all becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.

Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls.

School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying to people, and people stopped being mean. By the end of it, it was wonderful.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?