A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.

School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying to people, and people stopped being mean. By the end of it, it was wonderful.

I don't emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it's truly a toss-away word.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

I moved recently and I moved my cable and Internet and phone service which was all provided by Time Warner Cable. And you know, I made a plan with them where they'd come sometime between summer solstice and winter solstice and I would wait.

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?