I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really, really great.

Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.