I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

Try not to wake up on fire.

Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls.

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.