Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

It's easy to sit on a mountaintop and tell people what to do and how to be happy. I have chosen to do that. Not because it's easy, but for a different reason, which I would reveal, if your mind was ready to handle it, which it isn't, which is also very convenient for me.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.

There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant that America was too good a place for the horror of abortion. But instead, it sounded like she had weighed both - the American spirit and getting an abortion and decided that American spirit better. I think it is a bad idea to have grammatically ambiguous protest signs.