It's important to prepare audience for the worst in life. People come to forget their problems, and it's my job, right before I leave, to go, "Don't forget: You're going through a divorce and there's a recession." It's always good to end on a pensive note.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

Try not to wake up on fire.

Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.

Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.

I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.