A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.
Eugene MirmanI forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?
Eugene MirmanDon't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.
Eugene Mirman