Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.
Eugene MirmanI laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.
Eugene MirmanBoys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
Eugene MirmanIt's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.
Eugene MirmanSome tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls.
Eugene Mirman