I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.
Eugene MirmanOne of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that's a poor neighborhood.
Eugene MirmanI don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.
Eugene MirmanLet's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.
Eugene MirmanSports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.
Eugene MirmanA comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I can't prescribe medicine. (You still need a doctorate, which is bullshit.) Okay, so I'm not like a psychiatrist. Fine. But I'm still like a psychologist (except I can't diagnose or treat mental illness).
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