It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.

I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.