It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant that America was too good a place for the horror of abortion. But instead, it sounded like she had weighed both - the American spirit and getting an abortion and decided that American spirit better. I think it is a bad idea to have grammatically ambiguous protest signs.

Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.

You can do anything you want, as long as it works.

On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really, really great.

When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.