Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
Eugene MirmanYou just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.
Eugene MirmanWhy is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?
Eugene Mirman