Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.

I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.

Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.