Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.

I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?