If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.

It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.

Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.

Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.

Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?