Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.

Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It's just deciding that you're qualified because once you decide you're qualified, everything else becomes very easy.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like it is for a rock band.

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.

On a scale of one to ten, how punk am I? Apple. I don't use your scale.

When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.