Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.

I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.

Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.