If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.
Eugene MirmanI don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.
Eugene MirmanI forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?
Eugene MirmanI spent the day today at Brighton Beach, walking around. It's a Russian/Jewish neighborhood. And I was in a store and I saw a board game called 'Let My People Go,' based on the Jews' exodus from Egypt. I was like, 'Too soon.
Eugene Mirman