Comedy clubs were something that came to pass in the '80s, but toward the end of that, in the early '90s, people started doing comedy again in alternative spaces.

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

I moved recently and I moved my cable and Internet and phone service which was all provided by Time Warner Cable. And you know, I made a plan with them where they'd come sometime between summer solstice and winter solstice and I would wait.

There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.

You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?