Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?

On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really, really great.

There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant that America was too good a place for the horror of abortion. But instead, it sounded like she had weighed both - the American spirit and getting an abortion and decided that American spirit better. I think it is a bad idea to have grammatically ambiguous protest signs.

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.

I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like it is for a rock band.