I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.
Eugene MirmanDon't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.
Eugene MirmanIf no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.
Eugene Mirman