Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

It's easy to sit on a mountaintop and tell people what to do and how to be happy. I have chosen to do that. Not because it's easy, but for a different reason, which I would reveal, if your mind was ready to handle it, which it isn't, which is also very convenient for me.

I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know.