One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that's a poor neighborhood.

Like if you're Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the middle of your head. But it all becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.