I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?
Eugene MirmanEveryone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.
Eugene MirmanBoys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
Eugene Mirman