If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.

When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.

I like the idea of being sort of withdrawn and mysterious, and what can be more mysterious that someone wearing a trash bag, like a dark trash bag, with eye holes that say "nihilism?" You'd be curious. What's underneath that? Is it perfect? Or is it broken?

God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.

Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.