If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.

To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and produced my final project, which meant I faxed press releases from an old Apple IIC, or whatever it was, to newspapers, not knowing if that would work or if that's how you do things.

School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying to people, and people stopped being mean. By the end of it, it was wonderful.

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.

You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?