I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.

You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?

School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying to people, and people stopped being mean. By the end of it, it was wonderful.

To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and produced my final project, which meant I faxed press releases from an old Apple IIC, or whatever it was, to newspapers, not knowing if that would work or if that's how you do things.

I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

I don't emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it's truly a toss-away word.