I like the idea of being sort of withdrawn and mysterious, and what can be more mysterious that someone wearing a trash bag, like a dark trash bag, with eye holes that say "nihilism?" You'd be curious. What's underneath that? Is it perfect? Or is it broken?

School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying to people, and people stopped being mean. By the end of it, it was wonderful.

You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I went out on a date with a Jewish girl. She was more rude than a wolfcat - an animal I've made up and decided is rude.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.